Why am I single? This is the reason why.....
One gets tired. You know...of being asked the same stupid question over and over again. Girl (That's me). Let's make that Beautiful curvaceous girl. So yes...girl meets boy (Some guy who is working hard to get beautiful curvaceous girl to like him. Boy asks girl "You are so beautiful (BUT OF COURSE)...and you are such a nice, wonderful woman (Yes I am)...So why are you still single? Hurrmph! Why am I single? Why is beautiful curvaceous...might I add delicious girl single? Why...Oh why is she? Let's ask God. Day I Me: Why is beautiful curvaceous delicious girl single? God: Uhh......give me a minute I will be right back on that one. Me: *Waits endlessly and finally walks away. Day 2 Me: Say God.... God: Yes beautiful curvaceous delicious girl? Me: Am still waiting God: For...? Me: Your answer? You know...for the question some guy keeps asking. God: (Playing all naive)..which question again dear? Me: God...come on....I was here yesterday. I know you