SHE
I first met her about 10 years ago. Actually..that’s probably not true. I had seen glimpses of her when I was 18. But for another 5 years, she kept at bay. Never coming near….never making her presence known, yet plotting and planning all the while. I do not like her, you see. Her face is chubby though still beautiful but chubby still. She has a double neck….and if she not careful, it will be a triple one soon. Her shoulders are bulky and thick. Her arms flabby. Her breasts full .Too full and saggy. What a bad combination! Her stomach….her stomach is the worst of it all! It has three layers or should I say three floors. The basement, ground floor and level 1. One would think she were six months pregnant. Her thighs give thunder thighs a good name. Even thunder thighs would call her thighs fat! Her legs have been mercifully saved and sheltered from the "fat onslaught", still looking pretty much the same. Still beautiful. This, I tell you, is the not worst part of the story